<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7417524907225707004</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:35:37.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'>lolmicrowaves</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sneaky Ninja Quick Bunny</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNUBZ2DrnA4/SngPRKpeTNI/AAAAAAAABik/sP51dOUtG3E/s1600-R/l_5236111f04964db694fec2bcf380d530.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7417524907225707004.post-1464133848319632343</id><published>2008-01-02T09:54:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-02T09:56:21.334-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ok, That's Just Cool!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/pizza-microwave-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/pizza-microwave-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love pizza.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My boyfriend manages a pizza joint.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This microwave is just AWESOME!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Throw in a slice of pizza while your microwaving some popcorn for movie night and BAM!  You have dinner and your movie snack!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That deserves some sort of reward!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7417524907225707004-1464133848319632343?l=lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/feeds/1464133848319632343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7417524907225707004&amp;postID=1464133848319632343' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/1464133848319632343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/1464133848319632343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/2008/01/ok-thats-just-cool.html' title='Ok, That&apos;s Just Cool!'/><author><name>Sneaky Ninja Quick Bunny</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNUBZ2DrnA4/SngPRKpeTNI/AAAAAAAABik/sP51dOUtG3E/s1600-R/l_5236111f04964db694fec2bcf380d530.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7417524907225707004.post-2229706020551935230</id><published>2007-12-07T16:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-07T16:25:16.907-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One More Way to Burn Your Bread</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dvd-tv-microwave.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dvd-tv-microwave.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Found this beauty sifting through randomness on the world wide web.  This sucker is the ultimate man's microwave.  Ever have those moments where you just can't leave the couch for a big game?  Well, make sure your TV microwave is plugged in and primed to the right channel beforehand.  That way you can stand up from the TV and spin around to see the same game going on screen of your...microwave!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, so while this is awesome for men, it's a bit over the top for most women that spend their time in the kitchen.  And like so many women out there, this thing (if used during the course of cooking a meal) just adds one more reason a woman is going to completely forget she put some bread in the oven to broil.  My mother is notorious for burning bread.  I love her for it!  It's a little quirk that I wouldn't change for the world.  But come on people...what woman is going to stop watching Opera long enough to remember she should be watching her garlic bread in the oven?  Pssssh.  Who uses timers anyways!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7417524907225707004-2229706020551935230?l=lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/feeds/2229706020551935230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7417524907225707004&amp;postID=2229706020551935230' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/2229706020551935230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/2229706020551935230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/2007/12/one-more-way-to-burn-your-bread.html' title='One More Way to Burn Your Bread'/><author><name>Sneaky Ninja Quick Bunny</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNUBZ2DrnA4/SngPRKpeTNI/AAAAAAAABik/sP51dOUtG3E/s1600-R/l_5236111f04964db694fec2bcf380d530.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7417524907225707004.post-7356950499416289594</id><published>2007-12-06T22:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T22:52:11.430-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome</title><content type='html'>Microwaves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They pop our corn, heat our burritos, and generally help in keeping the human race lazy.  But for some stupid reason, I love them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It became an obsession about a year ago when I first went to my friend Jo's house.  Her mother's microwave was like staring at some technological dinosaur, which isn't hard considering that our "new" technology last about a week before someone creates something better, faster, and/or more proficient.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, this crazy piece of history caught my eye for one reason and one reason alone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01233/78/01/1233141087_l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01233/78/01/1233141087_l.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT HAS NO NUMBER PAD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can we say old school?  Oh yes.  Yes, we can.  Not to mention the fact that none of us could figure out how to shut the damn thing off when we were done...aside from letting the timer just run itself down, which meant microwaving...air.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*laughs*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7417524907225707004-7356950499416289594?l=lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/feeds/7356950499416289594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7417524907225707004&amp;postID=7356950499416289594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/7356950499416289594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7417524907225707004/posts/default/7356950499416289594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lolmicrowaves.blogspot.com/2007/12/welcome.html' title='Welcome'/><author><name>Sneaky Ninja Quick Bunny</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNUBZ2DrnA4/SngPRKpeTNI/AAAAAAAABik/sP51dOUtG3E/s1600-R/l_5236111f04964db694fec2bcf380d530.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
